blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

(via arielxaq)

shaaaaantel:

2sinz:

lmao

omg wtf

shaaaaantel:

2sinz:

lmao

omg wtf

(Source: illasfvck, via chu-alyssa)

ashleyukie:

Damn

bangs8:

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

(Source: nosdrinker, via sinigangstuhmark)

yubelmalevolent:

I have legit been pissing myself laughing at this all day

(via lordapples)

Cruise through to celebrate L&L’s 8th year anniversary! Catch me and ya boiz @timmyboiwonder and @ayeeitsaerold in the kitchen!

Cruise through to celebrate L&L’s 8th year anniversary! Catch me and ya boiz @timmyboiwonder and @ayeeitsaerold in the kitchen!

evilos:

Double to the motherfuckin D

evilos:

Double to the motherfuckin D

(Source: polyleisle, via misslinatea)

  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

kuntybynature:

Treat your boyfriends out to dates too.

Cause its clear some of y’all don’t know the prices of stuff cause y’all have never paid.

(via fortheloveofhawaii)

newerakid:

Elizabeth Tran 

(via elizabethtran626)